OFFICIAL


Dog Club Rules
As it is written, so shall be it hooped.




Shell Mantra
(Ponita if broken)

1. A Dog seeks to know the hoop.
2. A Dog drops lingo.
3. A Dog generally avoids the awkward sitch.
4. A Dog jumps on the phase.
5. A Dog takes his bones.
6. A Dog pulls GTs like a Dog and nut like an Andy.
7. A Dog obeys the flip.
8. AFD
9. A Dog lowcos the spoilers.
10. A Dog both talks and buries ponita.
11. A Dog looks like a hoop sitch.
12. A Dog respects the cooldown.
13. A Dog does nut wait for but rather brings the hoop.
14. Runbacks are ghetto.
15. Don't be ghetto.


Club Rules
(Actionable.)

1. Dog is spelled D-O-G.
2. Dog is pronounced like the Canine.
3. Upon Expulsion from The Dog Club, a Xog is always
referred to by Xog name, regardless of context.
4. A Secretary cannot be Expelled from The Dog Club without a Trial. A Secretay Expulsion trial verdict must have at least two Secretorial seals of approval, ie: signatures, in addition to the Secretary of Judgment.
5. A Secretary may respond to another Secretary power once every 48 hours. Once a power is used in response to another power, the response power is considered to have resolved first. If a power has been exacted for over 24 hours, it may no longer be responded to.
6. If a Trial is called attempting to utilize a power of a vacant Secretary Department, a unanimous vote must be carried aus in favor of the trial by all appointed Secretaries, with a minimum of 3 Secretarial votes required.
7. If you are Expelled in the year of O’Bones or later, you are immediately expelled in every previous, current, and future Dog Club.

club rules in depth

Secreterial Addendums
Pin Trading
Fodder Pins
AusdaExchange
Dogumasses
Flip 2 Flip
Andy's Dice
Badge Guide
Shograz Ausda Rule
Castlefest
Uno'Fish Wallet Tricks
Seasonal Shog
Seasonal Rules
Wonderball Rules
Lentendas
DogCon

o'fish phase rules

Pokemon Duel
Frisblade Golf
Netrunner
Gloomhaven
Animal Crossing
Mega Mem-Ory Ultima-ory
Splatoon 3


Core Rules
(Extreme and Immediately Actionable.)

1. Donut hoopit with Xogs.
2. Keep sacred the Dogmass.
3. Donut adoub the sitch unless it is the hoop to adoub the sitch. And even then, prob don't adoub it.
4. Respect and adhere to the powers of the Secretaries.
5. Beware The Forbidden Sitches



Breaking Rules

Breaking or going against a Shell Mantra is frowned upon, often times resulting in a bunch of ponita being hooped, adoub call outs or sit downs, ponita conferences, ect. Upon collection of these infractions, a case may be brought before Judgment. Breaking or going against a Club Rule is actionable by the Department of Judgment. Breaking or going against a Core Rule is actionable by Departments of Judgment and or Expulsion.