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OFFICIAL Dog Club Rules As it is written, so shall be it hooped.  Verbot Endas All Dogs, unless further specified, are EXPRESSELY FORBIDDEN from hooping the following sitches in any capacity: 1. PONITA IFF  SPanning multiple eras and threatening to unravel the very fabric of the club with sheer ponita, ponita iff is now and forever a-  2. EXIT STAGE LINCOLN  Any DOG driving on the INTERSTATE HIGHWAY is FORBIDDEN from taking any exit labeled LINCOLN. Taking such an exit would be considered engaging in a- 3. The 5th Way of Skyline  WHile the first Four Ways of Skline will lead you down the path of the ledge, the 5th Way is KG treacherous and seeks lure unsuspecting Dogs away from the club and into the deepest darkest pits of Lodge, therefor traversing Skyline "The 5th Way" is expresslly considered enganging in a- 5. Meat NF  Starving teh? If your classification is LOG and it's Lentendas, stoofing NON-FISH MEAT any day but SUNDAY is expressly a- 
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